warning

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."
-Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

Jimmy Kimmel live with Snooki and Zach

Jimmy Kimmel: You think you two could snookup?
Zach Galifianakis: I'd like to watch the show first and get to know her better.
Snooki: All he needs is some gtl
Zach Galifianakis: What's that?
Snooki: Gym Tan Laundry
Zach Galifianakis: Oh. Do you know what NASA stands for?

how is your heart?

during my worst times
on the park benches
in the jails
or living with whores
I always had this certain
contentment-
I wouldn’t call it happiness-
it was more of an inner balance
that settled for
whatever was occurring
and it helped in the
factories
and when relationships
went wrong
with the
girls.
it helped
through the
wars and the
hangovers
the backalley fights
the hospitals.
to awaken in a cheap room
in a strange city and
pull up the shade-
this was the craziest kind of
contentment
and to walk across the floor
to an old dresser with a
cracked mirror-
see myself, ugly,
grinning at it all.
what matters most is
how well you
walk through the
fire.
-Charles Bukowski

complaint of the day.

i feel like im constantly surrounded by idiots.